Dave Hill's Futuristic Page from the Future

My name is Dave Hill and this my Tumblr page. I also have my own website on the Internet at www.davehillonline.com. Deal with it. Oh, and my first book, TASTEFUL NUDES (St. Martin’s Press) is out May 22. Pre-order it now or my feelings will be hurt.

Q: I just ordered a Witch Taint t-shirt. My life is ruined, right?

A:
No. You’re life is just beginning.

Posted 2 weeks ago

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Q: Come to Philadelphia soon?

A:
Okay but only if you bring snacks!

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Tonight in NYC! I'm a part of @ComedyCentral Corporate Retreat at @UCBEast

Posted 1 month ago

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More hot, hot sounds from my rock band @valleylodge From the forthcoming third album by Valley Lodge, the best band. Out summer 2013. Deal with it. First two albums available now on iTunes.

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I can’t remember if I already posted this here, so I’ll just do it again anyway! From the forthcoming third album by Valley Lodge, the best band. Out summer 2013. Deal with it. Go to valleylodgeband.com for more info.

Posted 1 month ago

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putthison:

Our Rudiments segment host Dave Hill’s internationally famous rock band Valley Lodge has a new smash single, “Go.” It’s the first track from their new album, due this summer.

Listen now and often. Full album coming this summer.

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Dave Hill Bon Jovi - The Talkhouse

I wrote an important piece on Bon Jovi. Deal with it.

Posted 2 months ago

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manvchild:

Life-size Barbie Scares the Shit Out of Me

I came home the other night and this life-sized Barbie was creepily waiting up for me in our living room. I hate this thing.

Reblogged 2 months ago from manvchild

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jonahray:

New Jonah Raydio w/ @mrdavehill as the guest! http://jonahraydio.libsyn.com/hitler-bad-episode-good

Listen!

Reblogged 2 months ago from jonahray

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Ep. 68 of Dave Hill's Podcasting Incident with sweet guest Tom Papa is up now. Deal with it!

Posted 2 months ago

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