Fake Rockstar: Godspeed, Joe.

fakerockstar:

- A “Never Submitted, But Rejected” New Yorker cartoon, written by Joe Randazzo.

My friend Joe Randazzo has tweeted that today is his last day at The Onion, as they are set to relocate to Chicago.

I first met Joe on Twitter when we messaged me to join them at a Whiskey Friday. I was honored…

HOLD ON TO YOUR UNDERWEAR: "SHE DRIVES ME CRAY-CRAY"

brideylee:

I am proud to announce that I am the first person ever to survive getting their wisdom teeth out. HURRAH! The doctor said my eyes were open and I was staring at him the entire surgery which must have been freaky for him, but I’m sure he is used to it. I have memory of him with his foot on my…

Little Michael Jackson @mrdavehill at the bell house brooklyn

waywaw:

(Taken with http://cinemagr.am)

My mind is blown.

Dana Bruno: Thanks to @mrdavehill for #TastefulNudes !!!

danabruno:

I’m only a couple chapters in and, not only is this book wildly entertaining, it has given me the inspiration I needed to pick up my writing.

As Dave recounts his days of yore* I’m reminded of similar experiences** where I had similar or dissimilar reactions or dissimilar experiences in which I…

Aw, thanks, Dana!

HOLD ON TO YOUR UNDERWEAR: I WANNA BE A LADY

brideylee:

I am a very un-lady like person. My looks fool a lot of people. My looks being that I am anatomically a female. I hear people remark all the time “She wears dresses, she must be a lady! She has boobs that means she’s a lady” However, this is simply not true. I wear dresses a lot because…