Anonymous asked: We totally have the same birthday. That must mean something right?
hannahewob asked: are you going to Rock On The Range to interview awesome bands like Shinedown again?
tru2me9 asked: ok so you play guitar who are your influences?
annajonzin asked: How do you make yourself feel better when you've just eaten a king size peanut butter twix, but soon after realize that you were way too full to handle that much awesome? (this is kind of urgent)
Anonymous asked: Wearing a sweater over a blazer - bad idea?
theysayimlazybutittakesallmytime asked: Where you born awesome, or did it take years of hard work and determination?
Anonymous asked: What is your favorite ice cream flavor?
Dirty Art - Studio 360 →
I am totally on public radio this weekend. But you can go ahead and listen to my segment now if you’d like. I mean, hey, why not?
warrenlaurde asked: What would Jesus say if he came back to earth and listened to a lot of the black metal bands that are out there today?
fuckyeahtignotaro asked: Hi, Dave! Hope London is treating you wonderfully! As far as your amazing guitar skills goes--were you self taught? Always wondered that but have been too lazy to google to find out. :( Will you ever put up vlog #4 that you skipped? Oh, and follow me please? Love you to pieces!
ryanpatricks asked: Hey Dave, I'm trying to buy tickets to your Philly show/book signing on June 9th but the venue's website doesn't have a place to buy it. Can you and the Dangerous Snakes "encourage" those guys to put it up? (do what you gotta do).
Anonymous asked: Dickey Betts plays some sweet guitar on Blue Sky. You with me?
ohmyrockness asked: Occasionally a friend who lives in Canada will have half a glass of wine to "unwind." Should I be worried?
I wrote an important piece about crackers. Click... →
Anonymous asked: How many ask questions do you average a day?
kingalexthecrly asked: Who do you think would win in a fight between yourself and Nicholas Cage?
mmesurly-deactivated20120521 asked: Am I your dad?
Anonymous asked: I had a very romantic sex dream about you last night with a lot of gazing into eachother's eyes. Do you consider yourself a romantic guy?
Anonymous asked: What type of lotion do you use to touch your privates with?
Anonymous asked: Do your parents know what you do for a living?
Anonymous asked: Dear Dave, How do I submit an application or get on your waiting list for romantic lovemaking? Sincerely, a Very Scorching Hot Chick
Anonymous asked: When is your birthday?
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Anonymous asked: What's the fondest memory you have doing comedy?
thetomletter asked: If the Incredible Hulk turns green when he’s angry, what color does he turn when he gets envious?
superkelly asked: Dave, when are you coming to the Bay Area? Like San Francisco or Napa? You can totally stay at my house and I promise I won't watch you sleep. Maybe.
Anonymous asked: Dave, whats it like doing work for public radio, like contributing to "This American Life", lots of sex?
Anonymous asked: Dave I just watched the Veiw on ABC for just ten minutes and I think I got my period! How did this happen?! Karl
embracetheanimal asked: Have any TOP FASHION tips for us youngsters?
danabruno asked: My question: Can you ask me something?
warrenlaurde asked: It's 3:21 am. Are you still street?
missmisanthrope asked: Will you be doing a book signing in L.A.?
ffiddledeedee asked: You should totally sing more. You've got the voice of a RAWK GAWD.
thereallinnea asked: Where's is our relationship going, Dave?
mmesurly-deactivated20120521 asked: I haven't asked you a question in like four days, do you miss me?
Anonymous asked: let's be friends. No, seriously. whaddya think?
Fans of trash TV and treasured literature convene... →
Last night, I read from my forthcoming book for the first time even and no one threw things at my head.
The Dave Hill Explosion w/Jon Benjamin Suzzy... →
Come see my popular nightclub act.
annazipper asked: Help! Lenny Kravitz attacked my dog! What should I do?
Anonymous asked: Hey, any idea how old you have to be in Arkansas to bi-sexual?
Anonymous asked: What happened to Dave Hill's Vlogging Funtime? I enjoyed how much of a badass it made me feel like when I watched it.