I am proud to announce that I am the first person ever to survive getting their wisdom teeth out. HURRAH! The doctor said my eyes were open and I was staring at him the entire surgery which must have been freaky for him, but I’m sure he is used to it. I have memory of him with his foot on my…
I am a very un-lady like person. My looks fool a lot of people. My looks being that I am anatomically a female. I hear people remark all the time “She wears dresses, she must be a lady! She has boobs that means she’s a lady” However, this is simply not true. I wear dresses a lot because…
Me and my friend was wondering if you like girls. No offense to you at all we just argued about that. and if you do like girls what do you like and how would a girl know you like her? Srry lot of questions.
I totally like girls. I am the mayor of Makeout City! I like pretty girls who like pizza. They will know I like them because I just bought them some goddamn pizza!
“There are some questions in life, the very speaking of which are their own undoing. Am I fired? Is this a date? Are you breaking up with me? Yes. No. Yes.”— David Rakoff in this weekend’s episode of This American Life,The Invisible Made Visible (via nprfreshair)
Um, were you leaving MoMA on Monday night? At some point? Maybe with like a guitar? Kind of coolly? Kind of just like, whatever about the whole thing? Or was that someone who looked like you? I didn't ask for an autograph because who knows what you even really look like anyway.
I am sitting on the porch, watching rain patter against old wood. It’s too early for life so it’s just me and the yellow dog. Not much to look at. The house across from us burned down a long time ago and they never bothered to rebuild it. Nowadays it’s a home for black birds and grey sky backdrop….