HOLD ON TO YOUR UNDERWEAR: "SHE DRIVES ME... →
brideylee: I am proud to announce that I am the first person ever to survive getting their wisdom teeth out. HURRAH! The doctor said my eyes were open and I was staring at him the entire surgery which must have been freaky for him, but I’m sure he is used to it. I have memory of him with his foot on my…
Anonymous asked: When will we get to see the results of this Dave Hill/Evan & Gareth collaboration?
Little Michael Jackson @mrdavehill at the bell... →
waywaw: (Taken with http://cinemagr.am) My mind is blown.
Dana Bruno: Thanks to @mrdavehill for... →
danabruno: I’m only a couple chapters in and, not only is this book wildly entertaining, it has given me the inspiration I needed to pick up my writing. As Dave recounts his days of yore* I’m reminded of similar experiences** where I had similar or dissimilar reactions or dissimilar experiences in which I… Aw, thanks, Dana!
Loving You Is Easy Because You Live Pretty Close... →
An excerpt from my book.
HOLD ON TO YOUR UNDERWEAR: I WANNA BE A LADY →
brideylee: I am a very un-lady like person. My looks fool a lot of people. My looks being that I am anatomically a female. I hear people remark all the time “She wears dresses, she must be a lady! She has boobs that means she’s a lady” However, this is simply not true. I wear dresses a lot because…
mmd asked: Do you like the TV show girls? If you do how could someone tell that you watch it?
Here I am getting interviewed by VICE →
Anonymous asked: Why are you in Birmingham? Are you doing comedy or singing or reading somewhere? I want to tell people to go watch you, but not just like, while you eat a sandwich.
My Book Is Out Today! My Book Is Out Today! Buy... →
reneesinclair asked: Me and my friend was wondering if you like girls. No offense to you at all we just argued about that. and if you do like girls what do you like and how would a girl know you like her? Srry lot of questions.
There are some questions in life, the very speaking of which are their own...– David Rakoff in this weekend’s episode of This American Life, The Invisible Made Visible (via nprfreshair)
sendtoast-deactivated20120617 asked: I'll buy two copies of your book. Two. One for me, and one for my grammy. Also, I have a kickass turquoise bolo tie - I'll totally trade you. Deal?
sendtoast-deactivated20120617 asked: How much for your alarm clock? Feel like it'd go nicely with my comforter and general love of not getting outta bed.
theysayimlazybutittakesallmytime asked: Would you be willing to teach a course on being Dave-Hill-Awesome?
lildanes-deactivated20121220 asked: What products do you use in your lustrous hair?
“Tasteful Nudes” Book Reading at YOUR HOUSE! →
Anonymous asked: Um, were you leaving MoMA on Monday night? At some point? Maybe with like a guitar? Kind of coolly? Kind of just like, whatever about the whole thing? Or was that someone who looked like you? I didn't ask for an autograph because who knows what you even really look like anyway.
Hello. I am Dan Eastman: Morning Reflection →
danieleastman: I am sitting on the porch, watching rain patter against old wood. It’s too early for life so it’s just me and the yellow dog. Not much to look at. The house across from us burned down a long time ago and they never bothered to rebuild it. Nowadays it’s a home for black birds and grey sky backdrop…. I wept.
Ice Loves Coco So Much It’s Actually Kind of Weird →
Deal with it.